Lost and Found (the rescue)

(I did not paint this, but I wish I did. Either William Hunt or Albert Schneke painted this.)

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November Monthly Horoscopes

CAPRICORN
What is the main thing you'd like to change about yourself? Is it something that is part of your very fiber? Is it something that does no wrong but that you feel a strange shame of? If it does no wrong and is truly part of you you must reconcile with it. Self loathing is pase my dears. If it is some bad habit though that does harm and or is extractable from you, toss it!

AQUARIUS
My darlings what a special nook exists in my heart for you. How confused you get at times... and other times so crystal clear. Just remember one thing my dear: life is nothing nothing nothing but smoke... blue smoke, brilliant blue smoke, blessed blue smoke, breathtaking blue smoke.... poof! It all makes sense now doesn't it?

PISCES
Who gonna check you boo? The only voice you need to listen to is your own.

ARIES
Yes some people have more luck then you. Don't dwell on it and don't blame them for it. There are some who look at you and wish they had what you have. Don't gloat and don't rub it in. Peace and thanksgiving as the leaves fall where they will.

TAURUS
Reach out to someone close who is confused as hell right now. Throw away your dildo. Dildos are just another marketing scheme like secretaries day. Sitcoms and so forth love to make it seem like women love their dildos so much. What a load of crap. Nothing can replace real flesh you know. And what you need to do most this month is keep it real,,, I know that can be hard for you because you get nervous and you love to play pretend.... but do try to keep it real.

GEMINI
Are you scared you might have bit off more then you can chew? Even if that is true you can always spit it out. It is how you spit it out that makes a difference. If you gag and bang your fists on the table before spewing it all over the guests gathered round, well you'll probably feel like crap and regret doing that. HOWEVER, if you discreetly spit that too big bite into your napkin before quietly excusing yourself you'll make it just fine.

CANCER
In a way my little crabs you are much like a snake that every so often sheds its skin. Don't let others make you feel bad for that. You are under no obligation to be consistent. And if you happen to feel you still fit the skin you are in, don't shed it just for the sake of change. Progress for the sake of progress leads to problems. Listen to the voice within.

LEO
Life is both testing you and blessing you. Seize the reins and don't let go. This horse won't buck you.

VIRGO
Yes you were too hard on them, many of them, hundreds of them. You have learned to be more accepting. You have learned to be sweeter. You still make jokes at other people's expense and you need to work on that. You are beautiful and you need to let that someone praise you like they should.

LIBRA
Underneath it all you are scared. Are you scared of losing or scared of winning? If your intention is good and your heart steadfast you have nothing to fear. You have been repressing your sweet and sexy side lately. Don't do that.

SCORPIO
Step it up a notch. Try drinking a hot toddy when you feel under the weather.

SAGITTARIUS
You think you have to have a safety net for a lot of your endeavors, but in life that is not always possible.