Sunday, June 27, 2010

Weekly Fortunes


Photo by Tim Walker.

CAPRICORN
Some peeps need more butter on what they get from heaven. Cover their ears with cream.

AQUARIUS
Ask yourself what would Christo and Jeanne Claude do? Do that to the caverns in the relationship. Do it with gusto.

PISCES
You are a strange bird for a fish. No wonder you fascinate people. Find your inner ooooo la la.

ARIES
Flush the toilet on the negativity that is stinking up the joint. You look like a goddess in the dawn. Get up extra early this week.

TAURUS
Rock the boom boom out of the slack jawed observers. Do it like Mariah.

GEMINI
Sometimes you feel that vertigo like you might jump or fall uncontrollably. You have more control than you think my dear.

CANCER
Gentle waves of memory roll in. Don't spend too long splashing around there. You have important biz to attend to.

LEO
The time is now and that is all we've got.

VIRGO
Road trip!? Even a short one will do. Roll out the red carpet for a relative who has been blue.

LIBRA
You've come so far and it is only the start of a better way. Namaste.

SCORPIO
Push yourself to odd angles and soaring aspirations. Talk to you know who about what you fear and then release it forever.

SAGITTARIUS
What is you dream? Focus on the details and accomplish each part one by one. Let yourself forget the void for a time.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Weekend Tarot



Beyond beauty: photo by Laughlin.

CAPRICORN
KING of CUPS
Your calm confidence is a good thing but remember not to smother your emotions.

AQUARIUS
PAGE of SWORDS
Stay ahead of the game but don't play people. Learn from those you admire but don't take advice from someone just because they are older or speak with authority.

PISCES
5 of CUPS
Lovesick? Take solace in what remains.

ARIES
KNIGHT of WANDS
Actions mean more than blabbering and you are about to get plenty of action.

TAURUS
QUEEN of CUPS
This card reminds me of the Mona Lisa who smiles attracts people from all walks of life.

GEMINI
7 of CUPS
Go with your gut wjen it comes to making your dreams come true.

CANCER
6 of PENTACLES
Money will fall on you like an unexpected summer rain.

LEO
THE EMPEROR
Just because someone has a strong personality doesn't mean they have good judgement.

VIRGO
8 of CUPS
Some relationships must die to give birth to a healthy future. It may hurt but this is the best choice. Time heals all.

LIBRA
HIGH PRIESTESS
Many paradoxes plague you. Seek peace.

SCORPIO
2 of CUPS
Love, peace and balance prevail.

SAGITTARIUS
10 of SWORDS
And the curtain falls. End=new possibilities.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Weekly Fortunes


Photo by Atget

CAPRICORN
If they don't get you they don't get you. Don't waste breathe!

AQUARIUS
What services do you pay for that you could do yourself? Maybe you should call one of the ones that got away - just once!

PISCES
Are you happy NOW? Let the rest in peace. Fish get out of trouble because you are lucky.

ARIES
Quick - your house is on fire !!! What would you save from the flames? Maybe consider donating or selling the rest.

GEMINI
Is there hope for groups of women to exist without backstabbing? The Real Housewives of wherever seem unable to exist without fighting and talking smack. Yet, the women on Sex & the City get along smashingly and have deep love for each other. One show is "real" and the other is "fiction." Try to be more like the fictional ladies in your friendships.

TAURUS
Animal liberation prayers. Cupcakes. A new do.

CANCER
Just say no. Edit. Refuse. Let them eat silence.

LEO
Channel your inner lion. You are regal and this week you can get what you want without sweating.

VIRGO
What do you take for granted? The tree outside your window? Someone you see everyday? A relative you have been meaning to call?

LIBRA
Passion and fantasy left you with nothing. Love comes to you with everything. Love spoken is just words. Love demonstrated every day is a true treasure.

SCORPIO
Cleanse yourself in every way: mud masks, clean your junk drawer, your inbox, your kidneys, your heart.

SAGITTARIUS
With the summer solstice you can white canvas yourself and make the first stroke toward the new view.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Weekend Tarot


Photo by Atget.
CAPRICORN
4 of WANDS
Movin on up and lovin it!

AQUARIUS
THE MOON
You know what you see. The question is what do you FEEL?

PISCES
KNIGHT of WANDS
Progress - for real this time.

ARIES
THE WORLD
We aren't promised the world but sometimes we get it anyway. Enjoy it while you can. This is a landmark for you.

TAURUS
3 of CUPS
Love grows like armpit hair. Celebrate the love.

GEMINI
10 of CUPS
Things are smooth as real whipped cream.

CANCER
7 of WANDS
Everything worthwhile involves risk, action and faith.

LEO
3 of PENTACLES
The card of the artisan who spins straw into gold.

VIRGO
PAGE of SWORDS
Stay shrewd and don't get caught slippin.

LIBRA
6 of CUPS
Accept your personal history and venture forth into the future.

SCORPIO
2 of PENTACLES
Harmony in transactions.

SAGITTARIUS
5 of PENTACLES
It isn't as bad as you think, Your guardian angel has it under control.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Weekly Fortunes


Photo by the great Eggleston.
(unless otherwise stated photos are by me)

CAPRICORN
Have you ever read THE LADY WHO LIKED CLEAN RESTROOMS? This might be the week to read a little each night. In all other matters put one foot in front of the other and keep on keepin on.

AQUARIUS
How much have you spent on items that remind you of Paris? Instead of buying books and items for the house that bring your mind to Paris (or any other place you long to see) try saving the money in a jar. Eventually instead of having things that remind you of Paris you will have enough money for a plane ticket. If you don't have an up to date passport now is the time to get one.


PISCES
Go there. Don't pass go no matter what is promised. Take the fastest and most direct route there.

ARIES
What is the latest with those voices in your head? Have they been naughty? Loud? Quiet? Try to censor out the unproductive.

TAURUS
Sometimes we can learn a lot from old songs. Seek out music from the early 1960s for your soundtrack this week. The Big Bopper perhaps? Or the Supremes?

GEMINI
What is something you can only do in the summer? Do it. Perhaps a 2 am run around the block in short shorts? A giant sun hat and sandals?

CANCER
You don't have to prove your love. If they want proof give them the boot.

LEO
When was the last time you told someone to go screw themselves? Has it been a long time? Good that means you are growing up.

VIRGO
Sometimes you go out on a limb and find yourself in a dangerous position emotionally. Does that mean you should stop climbing trees?

LIBRA
You may have gotten them wrong. You may have missed the point. Try again.

SCORPIO
Is it time to watch Naked Lunch again? Give yourself reminders that reality is so much more than facebook or twitter or even this.

SAGITTARIUS
Hollywood in the 1940s. Invoke it. Have secrets. Have glamour. Wear lipstick or a fedora. If only for a week......

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Saturday Matinee: First Aid Kit

I rarely post anything other than the scopes or tarot but this is first aid kit! Love these girls...

Friday, June 11, 2010

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
2 of PENTACLES
Harmony and security in business. Balance time and money.

AQUARIUS
THE WORLD
Success! A milestone victory in your life. End chapter... new chapter. Dig?

PISCES
PAGE of WANDS
Many things need your attention asap. Ponder your reactions. Fact check. Inventive but easily bored try to keep yourself focused.

ARIES
9 of WANDS
Use your time wisely. You are poised for success, but you have to do the work.

TAURUS
THE HERMIT
Take time apart to recharge and rekindle your inner flame.

GEMINI
QUEEN of PENTACLES
When you make your money you will give back.

CANCER
5 of WANDS
Problems don't solve themselves. Plan your moves.

LEO
ACE of PENTACLES
Money will fall on you like rain due to your smart investments.
This will be a period of joy.

VIRGO
2 of WANDS
Good use of time will make dreams come true. Believe in yourself and you will find stability in love and money.

LIBRA
QUEEN of CUPS
The Queen has it all... love, wine, joy... imagination and INTUITION. Keep a dream journal this weekend.

SCORPIO
KING of PENTACLES
Realism will solve these problems.

SAGITTARIUS
10 of SWORDS
Curtain down. You get closure. What will be next? Whatever it will be it will be new.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Weekly Fortunes


CAPRICORN
You keep your cards close to your chest and that is usually a good thing but there are times when you need to be easier to read.

AQUARIUS
Some people need a kick in the pants BUT it isn't your place to give it to them. Let karma do its own thing.

PISCES
Do your thing and forget the rest.

ARIES
Don't waste time trying to impress people, you'll end up losing yourself if you try too hard forever.

TAURUS
Does being around the women you know make you feel like you are on The Real Housewives of your city?
Avoid frenemies.

GEMIINI
Get yourself together this week. Sometimes you feel like you are crumbling into an abyss and having your house clean and your body clean can help to calm your anxiety.

CANCER
When you look up at the clouds in the sky what shapes do you see? Do you see nice things or threatening things?

LEO
Your new schedule will suit you very well. Try to watch the sunrise at least one morning this week.

VIRGO
Are you weighted down by the stuff you own? Do you have much more than you use or need? Stop buying stuff for awhile and for everything you buy get rid of 3 things.

LIBRA
You can learn a lot from being more open to new ideas than you usually are. Don't take anything for granted.

SCORPIO
Your new life is just around the corner. You have tio turn it sometime.

SAGITTARIUS
You might feel and fear that you are losing someone. They will always be in your heart but sometimes the world turns and people grow apart.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Weekend Tarot


CAPRICORN
ACE of CUPS
A yin energy surrounds you. Love and creation bloom.

AQUARIUS
9 of PENTACLES
"Summertime and the livin is easy..."

PISCES
5 of WANDS
You are tested. Don't get caught slippin.

ARIES
ACE of WANDS
Yang energy abounds. A great open for starting a business or a family.

TAURUS
4 of CUPS
Keeping the spark alive in a relationship takes work but it is more than worth it.

GEMINI
8 of SWORDS
Get the help you need.

CANCER
10 of SWORDS
So that came to a dramatic end. What is next?

LEO
THE HIGH PRIESTESS
With an open book in your hand and a pomegranate in your heart don't be shy about asking for a hand.

VIRGO
6 of CUPS
Don't forget your roots and know that your future has no limits.

LIBRA
QUEEN of PENTACLES
Be generous with your blessings.

SCORPIO
6 of WANDS
Good news is on the way!

SAGITTARIUS
2 of CUPS
One of the best cards in the deck, this predicts love, joy, abundance, creativity and celebration.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

June Monthly Forecasts


CAPRICORN
Don't forget to wear sunscreen this month. You might want to put a layer on your heart as well. Stay in and watch PBS instead of staying out late this month. You don't always need to be available for hanging out with everyone who asks.

AQUARIUS
Make a budget this month and stick to it. Consider doing a yogurt mask once a week. It is very cooling. Fruit isn't the only thing that makes a great smoothie. Try throwing this in the blender: an ice cube, half a cucumber and some soy milk. Don't kid yourself about the nature of your relationship.

PISCES
Set up that "trip jar." I'm not talking about LSD, I'm talking about saving money for that trip you want to take this fall. A penny saved.....
Also this month you will see many of your dreams come true!

ARIES
If your relationship causes more stress than smiles, break free. Remember rice cakes? Rice cakes and peanut butter makes a great summer breakfast. Make a mini collage of words and shapes that inspire you right now. Once you create your collage, take it to the cafe or on the bus or somewhere and just leave it there and hope it will inspire some one else!

TAURUS
Love is all.

GEMINI
Remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch? Make some magic happen this month. You have more power than you think. Just remember to use your powers for good, otherwise things will blow up in your face!

CANCER
Check out your local farmer's market and get cookin! Cold salads are soooo good in summer. Be extra diligent about looking polished this month. Shine on...

LEO
Make things happen this month. You have already come farther than you ever thought you would this year. Be proud of that and keep it up! Avoid time wasters this month.

VIRGO
Clean out your junk drawer and your email and any other stash you have for clutter. Teach yourself how to give yourself a manicure, cut your own hair... etc, you can save a ton by doing stuff like that for yourself.

LIBRA
Stop and count your blessings this month. How often do you do that really? How often do you fall on your knees and thank the universe that you are alive? Try not to be a wet noodle. Be happy or at least aware of how lucky you are to be part of the world, even with its faults.

SCORPIO
When will you ever learn? June 2010 actually will be the month you achieve much wisdom that has evaded you for some years now.

SAGITTARIUS
Eat, drink and live it up! Just make sure you eat, drink and live things that are good for you. Volunteer or donate this month. Create your own music. Do it your way.