Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
7 of WANDS
You can have success if you keep your hand steady and your heart in the right place.

AQUARIUS
KING of WANDS
Handle others with compassion and valor.

PISCES
THE MOON
Life is composed of the seen and the unseen. Our intuition is our tap into the unseen.

ARIES
10 of SWORDS
The dramatic red velvet curtain drops: the end. The curtain will open again to a new play.

TAURUS
KING of PENTACLES
You will solve problems. The king here predicts contentment.

GEMINI
QUEEN of SWORDS
A woman of wit and wisdom, the Queen here cuts through all the crap. You are lucky to have her as an ally.

CANCER
QUEEN of CUPS
Perhaps the most benevolent Queen in tarot. Lucky you!

LEO
4 of SWORDS
You finally get a break. Enjoy it!

VIRGO
2 of CUPS
Tea for two.... or wine... or whatever you want to fill your cups with. Cheers!

LIBRA
THE FOOL
A fool is a fool because he thinks he knows it all but the first thing he must learn is that he has much to learn.

SCORPIO
Good news about money! Hard work and being methodical about work will pay off. Think about your future.

SAGITTARIUS
THE PRIESTESS
Use your intuition and ask yourself: what would the person you most admire do?

Weekly Fortunes (better late than never)

CAPRICORN
Didn't I tell you your ship would come in? It will be better than you thought.

AQUARIUS
Don't let negativity sabotage this.

PISCES
You could use more structure.

ARIES
Under the bridge downtown... happiness can be found in unexpected places.

TAURUS
Don't worry, be active.

GEMINI
Sometimes you surprise even yourself.

CANCER
Stumble and fall and pick yourself up. Keep your eyes on higher aims.

LEO
You have to be faithful.

VIRGO
Holy moly you look hot this week.

LIBRA
Eat more. Sleep more. Breathe more. Love more.

SCORPIO
Dreams do come true but destiny can't do it all, most of the work is up to you.

SAGITTARIUS
Someone is taken with your outer beauty. Be kind.

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
9 of WANDS
You will apply your energy wisely. You have many kind and supportive people to rely on. There are great demands on you but you will rise to any challenge.

AQUARIUS
7 of PENTACLES
Hard work pays off. You are not quite where you want to be but keep at it and you'll get there.

PISCES
PAGE OF SWORDS
Good tidings and good advice comes your way. Stay shrewd and stay a step (or two) ahead of the game.

ARIES
THE LOVERS
This card does predict love, but it also indicates a resolution of conflict. Allow your heart to lead the way to new places and people.

TAURUS
KNIGHT OF SWORDS
Obstacles will need to be overcome if progress is to continue. Beware of players. In love, actions matter more than words.

GEMINI
PAGE OF WANDS
A lot of talk is going on. You need to careful asses what is real from what is just talk.

CANCER
THE CHARIOT
Victory at the finish line! You had to watch your back for so long to get where you are, but now you can chill a bit. Relax and enjoy the rewards of your work.

LEO
4 of WANDS
Rewards for your creativity. You will broaden and enjoy life and family and friends.

VIRGO
DEATH
One door closes and another opens. REBIRTH.

LIBRA
QUEEN of WANDS
A creative and comforting woman.

SCORPIO
5 of WANDS
Don't assume a problem will resolve itself. Plan and pay attention to details.

SAGITTARIUS
5 of PENTACLES
This card shows an irrational fear of loss rather than an actual loss. Take comfort in knowing that you will be safe.

Weekly Fortunes

CAPRICORN
In your heart of your heart of hearts what do you think is right?

AQUARIUS
You will realize again this week that you people you think you have pegged aren't quite who you think they are. Imagine that!

PISCES
One step at a time.. balance and bravery are in order.

ARIES
Undo that armor on your heart... a lace veil will do.

TAURUS
Close your eyes and count your blessings. When you open your eyes who do you see?

GEMINI
Puppets don't get to make their own choices... don't let them make a puppet out of you.

CANCER
Sometimes you have to try something that seems like it won't work out to discover that things are less fixed than you think.

LEO
One true thing... sometimes the world is fraught with illusion, be one of the true things this week.

VIRGO
You are like an orchid this week: elegant and lasting.

LIBRA
What is inside is what counts. You know that applies to everyone, not just people you happen to like. Just because you dislike someone doesn't mean they deserve less respect. Being mean stopped being cool in like second grade.

SCORPIO
A hug might be worth a thousand words this week.

SAGITTARIUS
You never know unless you try. Unless you do know dee down then trust your gut.

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
3 of SWORDS
Heartbreak happens to us all and it isn't your fault so don't blame yourself. New possibilities are in store for you but the only way to reach them is through the heart of the battle.

AQUARIUS
THE SUN
This weekend you will be joyful in a safe and happy place. Blessings abound.

PISCES
DEATH
One door closes and another opens. Rebirth will occur.

ARIES
KNIGHT of PENTACLES
Progress!!! Movin on up baby! Hold steady: trust, loyalty and honesty.

TAURUS
ACE of PENTACLES
Material success!!! Wise investments and security. A happy time of prosperity that will bring inner peace.

GEMINI
7 of PENTACLES
Hard work is paying off. You aren't at exactly where you desire to be but a true commitment to to yourself, your home and career begins to show dividends. This card predicts great things but your continued hard work is required.

CANCER
ACE of WANDS
Yang creative energy is at work. A good omen for new businesses and new families.

LEO
TEMPERANCE
The Angel of Time... plays with a chemistry set and attention to detail is essential. Reconcile your past with who you are now. Balance your books and temper your finances.

VIRGO
7 of WANDS
You face tough obstacles but you have a great chance of success. The effort is worthy of the prize.

LIBRA
4 of SWORDS
Let your wounds heal. Rest. Recover inner peace.

SCORPIO
THE EMPRESS
A sign that you will have a beautiful and joyful weekend balanced with generosity and benevolence.

SAGITTARIUS
THE DEVIL
You are tied to a commitment that enslaves you, but it is your perception of it that allows it to continue in this way. A financial agreement, relationship or career commitment has become imprisonment rather than liberation. Follow your higher instincts. In one jump you can be free!

Weekly Fortunes

CAPRICORN
Redo - rewind - you can't do that in life but you can make damn sure to do it right this time!

AQUARIUS
You are the sunshine in someone's life and that is great but you need to learn how to shine on even when no one is there to see you!

PISCES
Wake up and smell the fuckin coffee!!! You only live once fishy boos!

ARIES
The tide flows one way and the people who doubt you pull another way... you need to follow the tide this week.

TAURUS
How beautiful you are! Remember those nights under the oyster moon? You are still that pearl.

GEMINI
Fly like an eagle twins... and while you are up there open your eyes. What do you see? The bullshit you thought mattered so much doesn't really look so big now does it? Those people whose opinions you valued are nothing more than tiny shapes, you can't even hear their stupid advice now, can you? If you can still hear them you aren't high enough yet. Fly higher baby!

CANCER
The carousel is a classic image. Why? Because life is like this.... don't you like this? Learn to ride.

LEO
You are priceless! Pamper yourself... you rule the jungle.... own it!

VIRGO
Dragonfly? Firefly? Butterfly? Superfly? What kind of fly are you? Consider that before you let anyone put you in a jar.

LIBRA
Tender were those nights, but what about tomorrow? Don't you deserve a soft place? That place may not be where you think it is and you won't find it with your eyes on what has passed.

SCORPIO
Peanut butter and jelly might not be glamorous but saving money tastes better than expensive food this week.

SAGITTARIUS
Last but not least. You know what a special sign I think you are and you know why. Don't you doll?

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Times are changin... destiny calls.. your way of living will change for the good.

AQUARIUS
6 of WANDS
You will triumph over obstacles. You can feel proud of yourself. Wonderful news is heading for you.

PISCES
3 of WANDS
A great time to start something new. Money will fall on you like rain. As more money comes your way, you become more confident and creative.

ARIES
5 of CUPS
Unhappiness in a relationship. Regret won't help. Focus on what you have.

TAURUS
ACE OF WANDS
An amazing omen for those beginning a business or starting a family.

GEMINI
7 of WANDS
There are obstacles but you can overcome. The prize can be yours.

CANCER
4 of WANDS
Reap the rewards of your creative labors. Your lifestyle will improve. Enjoy your social life.

LEO
3 of PENTACLES
The card of the artisan. Diligence pays off. Focus on the creative detail that turns you on.

VIRGO
KING of SWORDS
Focus on details. Hold steady.

LIBRA
KING of WANDS
You have more emotional maturity than most. Handle others with compassion.

SCORPIO
8 of PENTACLES
A chance to make a living on your talents.

SAGITTARIUS
QUEEN of PENTACLES
Grace, favor and patronage.

May Monthly Horoscopes

CAPRICORN
Stay my funny valentine... stay in touch with your sense of humor and you can win anyone over this month. Remember Rosa Parks? Stand your ground and don't let anyone disrespect you.. at the same time don't dis others and respect even those who may freak you out a little.

AQUARIUS
You don't know everything but you do know what makes you happy. Follow that state of glee and it will lead you to the place you long for this month. Don't over analyze or pre-judge. Think for yourself. Look deeper into so-called mentors. Just because someone speaks with authority doesn't mean they have the wisdom to back it up.

PISCES
May has always been a month that is good to you. The gentle weather suits you and allows you spring babies to blossom. Bloom!

ARIES
This month you will do a series of unearthings. You will unearth an old friendship. You will unearth an old hope. You will unearth a new fear. You will have to choose between hope and fear.

TAURUS
You are in your element this month. You feel in touch with words and music this month. Sing in the shower! Sing to your pet! Sing to the stars! They are indeed ready for your voice.

GEMINI
Don't destroy your dreams because you are afraid they won't survive. Capture some good vibes in a jelly jar and keep thm under your bed.

CANCER
Get ready to count your blessings this month. Pick a flower and pull off the petals, "she loves me, she loves me not." Don't waste time on anyone who isn't THAT into you.

LEO
Say a prayer for the white herons stained with oil... Be thankful for the one by your side! This month will be one of the best of your ENTIRE LIFE.

VIRGO
The fire inside you burns bright! Share some of that warm light. May might be the month you make the change.

LIBRA
You are finally letting go and moving on for real. How dear does it feel? Frightening? Good? Both? Excellent. Rock on.
SCORPIO
Get out there and move that hot bod of yours! Look at the root of your insecurities and pull them out one by one!

SAGITTARIUS
May isn't your favorite month but it is a good time for you. You feel that pent up weirdness? Use it to make something cool.