Weekly Fortunes

CAPRICORN
Begin to bloom like never before. Remember that wishes made to stars can come true as long as you are willing to work for what you wish for.

AQUARIUS
Don't let this chance pass you by. Every single day brings you another chance to do the right thing. You only live this life once so you might as well try your hardest to get it right the first time. Wear green on Wednesday.

PISCES
Learn to let go. Don't let it all be for nothing. Something good can come of this. Eat more veggies.

ARIES
Love takes work, but also should provide a refuge from life's tribulations. Keep your head up but don't look down your nose at others just because their POV might be different from you.

TAURUS
Be sympathetic to the feelings of others. You have done a good job and you will be rewarded. You should eat more fish. Drinking lemon wedges and water is great for your skin.

GEMINI
Have you ever considered learning a martial art? You need physical activity to bring you balance. Remember when you used to spin in a circle until you fell down? Just remember that feeling throughout the week. Consider saving for a trip to Italy.

LEO
Inside all of us is a wild thing, but especially inside of you! If you haven't seen Where the Wild Things are, make plans to see it with that person you are wild about. You really need more exercise this week to stay balanced. Eat apples.

VIRGO
What would you do if no one was watching you? Remember that other people's standards don't matter. What do you think of what you do? If you honestly think you are doing your best, then keep at it. If you know you could try harder, do it! If you something you are doing is wrong, stop doing it! Sounds simple enough, but sometimes we need reminders.

LIBRA
Perhaps you should go see a therapist and really really be honest. You aren't perfect. You know there are things you could improve. You owe it to yourself to work on healing and improving. Spend more time in the fresh air.

SCORPIO
If you could pick three people to paint portraits of who would they be? Would you pick people you admire or people you don't like to be the subject of your portraits? If you feel inspired by hate, you really need to look in the mirror and try to be more positive. Remember that the opposite of love is indifference. Remember that you should work on yourself.

SAGITTARIUS
Let music provide an escape for you. Red wine is much better for you than white. Drink green tea with lemon in the afternoon is better than coffee. Donate or volunteer at a local animal rescue place.

Weekend Tarot Feb. 26 - 28

TO THE VIRGINS, TO MAKE MUCH OF TIME.
by Robert Herrick


GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old time is still a-flying :
And this same flower that smiles to-day
To-morrow will be dying.

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun,
The higher he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.

That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer ;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may go marry :
For having lost but once your prime
You may for ever tarry.


CAPRICORN
card: FIVE OF PENTACLES
Be brave. You are closer than you think to getting what you need. Rifts will be healed and mistakes rectified. You will find reprieve.

AQUARIUS
card: KNIGHT OF SWORDS
This card foretells upcoming challenges that you can and will overcome. It could also indicate a charming lover who is here today and gone tomorrow.

PISCES
card: KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Progress in your endeavors. You will get where need to go at a steady pace. Trust, honesty and loyalty are foremost.

ARIES
card: DEATH
Do not fear. A positive change is at hand. Letting go allows you to embrace the future. For every rose that dies another blooms in its place.

TAURUS
card: SEVEN OF PENTACLES
Hard work is paying off. You aren't exactly where you want to be but you commit yourself to getting there. Don't slack off on your efforts.

GEMINI
card: QUEEN OF PENTACLES
Generosity and abundance go hand and hand this weekend.

CANCER
card: EIGHT OF PENTACLES
You will have a chance to turn a talent into a livelihood.

LEO
card; EIGHT OF WANDS
Success, opportunities and journeys. Your talents bring you esteem. Live it up!!!!

VIRGO
card: TEN OF PENTACLES
Wealth comes from above. A great omen for your cash flow. This card can also indicate a happy and blessed marriage.

LIBRA
card: FOUR OF WANDS
Reap what you sow, so don't sow any bad seeds! This card indicates that your social life will improve and you will spend time with friends and family. Enjoy!

SCORPIO
card: THE HERMIT
Take time apart from the maddening crowd for self reflection.

SAGITTARIUS
card: SEVEN OF WANDS
You face some hurdles, but if you succeed it will be worth the work and bravery. Remember the little engine that could? Well yes you can!

Weekly Fortunes

Note: The shortest month is ending and we found ourselves in the Year of the Tiger. I decided to give everyone a quote from a Beatles song this month. I'm not even the biggest Beatles fan but their lyrics have a certain quality that fits with the whisper of the stars this week. Regular fortunes will return next week.

CAPRICORN
song: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
"Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe.
Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind,
Possessing and caressing me. "

AQUARIUS
song: MATCHBOX
"Well, if you don't want my peaches
honey please don't shake my tree
If you don't want any of those peaches
honey, please don't mess around my tree ."

PISCES
song: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
"You'll never know how much I really love you,
You'll never know how much I really care,
Listen, do you want to know a secret,
Do you promise not to tell, Whoa . . . . .
Closer let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I'm in love with you, oo . . . . . "

ARIES
song: RAIN
"I can show you that when it starts to rain,
Everything's the same,
I can show you, I can show you.
Rain, I don't mind,
Shine, the weather's fine.
Can you hear me that when it rains and shines,
It's just a state of mind,
Can you hear me, can you hear me?"

TAURUS
song: THREE COOL CATS
"Three cool chicks
are walking down the street
swinging their hips,
splitting up a bag of potatoe chips
I think cool cats really did flip.
Three cool chicks
Three cool chicks."

GEMINI
song: LUCILLE
"Well I woke up this morning,
Lucille was not inside.
I asked her friends about her,
but all their lips were tight.
Lucille,
please come back where you belong."

CANCER
song: IN SPITE OF ALL THE DANGER
"In spite of all the danger,
in spite of all that may be
I'll do anything for you,
anything you want me to,
if you'll be true to me. "

LEO
song: GETTING BETTER
"I've got to admit it's getting better
It's a little better all the time
I have to admit it's getting better
It's getting better since you've been mine. "

VIRGO
song: ALL THINGS MUST PASS
"All things must pass
none of life's strings can last.
So I must be on my way
and face another day."

LIBRA
song: LITTLE QUEENIE
"Meanwhile I was thinking
She's in the mood, no need to break it
I got a chance, I ought to take it
If she'll dance, we can make it
Come on Queenie, let's shake it
Go go go little Queenie
Go go go little Queenie
I said: go go go little Queenie"

SCORPIO
song: LADY MADONNA
"Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they'll run. "

SAGITTARIUS
song: PIGGIESHave you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?
"And for all the little piggies life is getting worse,
Always having dirt to play around in.
Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt,
Always have clean shirts to play around in. "

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
card: FOUR OF WANDS
You'll find reward this weekend for your pursuits. You'll put down roots in the right place this time.

AQUARIUS
card: TEMPERANCE
The Angel of Time, this card shows the past flowing into the future. You need balance and the right chemistry or rewards will evaporate. You can reconcile past behavior with who you are now. You also need to balance your finances.

PISCES
card: EIGHT OF WANDS
Great news this weekend! Opportunities abound. Take time this weekend to further your future ambitions.

ARIES
card: KING OF PENTACLES
Keep it real this weekend with yourself and with others. You will find some material and contentment this weekend.

TAURUS
card: FIVE OF WANDS
You are tested. Double check EVERYTHING.

GEMINI
card: THE FOOL
Risk goes hand and hand with opportunity this weekend. Look at BOTH sides before crossing any metaphorical or literal streets.

CANCER
card: FIVE UP CUPS
You may have a breakup or disappointment this weekend. Focus on what you have now and not what is lost.

LEO
card: KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Progress in your biz this weekend. The knight travels at a slow but steady pace and he gets where he is wanting to go.

VIRGO
card: THREE OF CUPS
Love grows this weekend. This card can reveal the birth of a child or project. Party!

LIBRA
card: ACE OF PENTACLES
Material successes and appreciation this weekend. You'll win as long as your motives are pure. Prosperity and smiles!

SCORPIO
card: EIGHT OF PENTACLES
Your talents can make you some money this weekend if you try.

SAGITTARIUS
card: PAGE OF SWORDS
Good tidings! You are smart and a good judge of character this weekend. Keep your wits, stay sharp and ahead of the game.

Weekly Fortunes February 14 - 20

CAPRICORN
Think positive thoughts. The universe is coming together to keep you safe. Look inside yourself for strength. Do the right thing. Make travel plans with someone you love. Happy Year of the Tiger!!!!!!

AQUARIUS
Don't let a third party influence how you view someone you love. You have always known that you belong together and that is still true. Maybe they took so long to come around because they didn't want to get hurt AND they wanted to be really sure first so they didn't really hurt you either. Be sweet. Be forgiving. BE YOU!!!!!!!

PISCES
Don't sell yourself short. Be fair. Keep the faith. Remain vigilant. Yet never settle for someone who doesn't appreciate you or get you. You deserve someone who is crazy about you even if you are crazy sometimes. You have made much progress in the Year of the Ox and you will make great strides in the Year of the Tiger. Consider the more obscure art forms such as designs in cappuccino froth.

ARIES
Have you ever felt like you might be doing something just for the sake of being mean? Instead of pointing the finger, ask yourself what really motivates this behavior. If you are insecure, work on yourself instead of wasting energy gossiping and tearing down others. You know you really do have a good heart. Don't wear shoes that hurt your feet. Combine fashion and comfort.

TAURUS
Get out your old Get Up Kids cd or that old Ja Rule or Lauren Hill. You'll be surprised at how well some old favorites fit with stuff going on now. Be flexible and generous. Take pictures of the clouds this week.

GEMINI
You can't get no satisfaction? Try counting your blessings. Try counting the stars. Try counting the kisses that have really been exceptional. If you haven't had enough of these kisses, get out there...

CANCER
How many times will you go through this? Work on breaking bad habits. Find inventive ways to make extra money and donate half of that extra money. Every one should have jeans and black boots in their closet, but not too many pairs of each!!!! Simplify your wardrobe. Keep everything in line with your personal style.

LEO
Things will work out for the best in the end. Work on things with the one you love. Be brave. Be honest. Be active. If you haven't researched the Chinese Zodiac you should do that this week. You can learn a lot from basic Feng Shui principles as well. Watch a movie that seems out of the realm of your usual interest. You might discover a new interest in this way.

VIRGO
Stay active this week. Remember that love is UNconditional. If you put conditions on someone than you don't love them. And if someone puts conditions on you they don't love you. Over half of all people give in to temptation. Don't you strive to be above average? Happy Year of the Tiger!!!!!

LIBRA
Give your mom some flowers this week if you can afford it. Visit a thrift store this week. Even if you don't buy anything it could be fun. Two wrongs don't make a right. You are less crazy than you think. Practice self-control.

SCORPIO
Love takes work. The infatuation wears off in all relationships. Just because you are no longer infatuated doesn't mean you are no longer in love. Be positive. Find an unusual place to make out. Spend more time in the sun. Avoid adultery. Avoid foods with too much sugar.

SAGITTARIUS
Stay focused. Take walks this week. Have you donated to help Haiti yet? Get on that. Go to a cozy diner for late night pie this week.

Weekend Tarot February 12- 14, 2010

CAPRICORN
card: KNIGHT OF WANDS
You will make real progress this weekend in your biz. This card indicates fast moving deals and positive decisions. Action!

AQUARIUS
card: PAGE OF WANDS
This card indicates that urgent matters will need your attention this weekend. There will be much communication, but you need to asses if the Page is all talk with little actual follow up. Resist acting without thinking. Consider the details.

PISCES
card: FIVE OF SWORDS
You battle hard this weekend for an unattainable goal. It is more brave to walk away. Love should come on its own. If you have to chase it it isn't love.

ARIES
card: JUDGEMENT
You will get a second chance this weekend. You can make peace. You can succeed.

TAURUS
card: THREE OF WANDS
This weekend is great time to start something new: new art or a change in heart maybe? As a bit more cash comes your way, you can use it to pursue your creative goals.

GEMINI
card: TEN OF PENTACLES
Great things are in store for your finances this weekend. Don't let family members interfere with your desires.

CANCER
card: THE MOON
This weekend you will doubt your position with a certain person and you will need to use your intuition as a guide. Everything moves in a different way in moonlight. Examine this relationship beyond just the surface. Look at your longings that don't surface at the light of day. A risk is involved that could take you away from familiar surroundings, you'll have to make this choice on your own.

LEO
card: QUEEN OF PENTACLES
You will use your blessings well this weekend.

VIRGO
card: ACE OF CUPS
The ace symbolizes femininity, the yin. You might fall in love this weekend. You also might give birth to a masterpiece.

LIBRA
card: FOUR OF CUPS
Beneath the surface you feel dissatisfaction coming in. Don't give in to petty problems. Every relationship has an ebb and flow like the oceans. Ride the tide. Appreciate the emotional investment in your partnership and rekindle the romance. Otherwise boredom could become unhappiness. Remember that keeping romance alive takes effort. It is worth it.

SCORPIO
card: JUSTICE
This weekend brings resolution, balance and fairness. Agreements will be reached to your advantage, provided you have acted with due fairness in the past.

SAGITTARIUS
card: KING OF SWORDS
You have much ambition this weekend and that is a good thing. Don't let an attention to detail derail you. Pressure yourself to do your absolute best.

Weekly Fortunes February 8-14

CAPRICORN
We live in a world where not even the sky is a limit. Don't forget that you have more power than you think. Try making flan or tres leches at home this week. Make a red or pink collage for your sweetie. If you don't have a sweetie make a collage for your ma. If you don't have a mom or a sweetie make a collage for your fridge. Your theme song for the week might just be "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles.

AQUARIUS
Donate things you haven't used in over a year. Plan an adventure for this weekend. Valentine's Day is whatever you want it to be. You could go out on a date or stay home and make soup. Leeks are healthy and good in soup. You don't need company to have fun. Remember the party is where you are! Your theme song for the week is "Me, Myself and I" by Beyonce.

PISCES
Turn the other cheek. Forgive but don't forget. If you don't have a pet go to an animal rescue group to find one. Companion rabbits make great pets and plenty need homes. Fish are also great pets for pisces. So are mermaids. Give yourself a valentine mix cd. Order Thai food and find your independence while he's gone and then give em a kiss. Your theme song this week is "Sweet Jane" by the Velvet Underground.

ARIES
Have you quieted the voices in your head yet? They say that nicotine reduces the hallucinations of schizophrenics. I'm not saying you should start smoking but if you are still hearing voices you might as well try something. Avoid any type of hallucogen this week, including 3-D imax. Your theme song for the week is "Valentine" by the Get Up Kids.

TAURUS
Do you notice that inner glow some people have? Well you have it too. Yes you. Move your body this week. Smile at strangers. Read a biography of some one you admire. Get yourself some new draws for Valentine's day. You don't need to limit your fantasies to one gender. Think of Angelina if you want to. Or Brad. Or both. Your theme song this week is "Moon River" from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

GEMINI
Eat more greens this week. Consider a seaweed moisturizer. Go to an art gallery with your sweetie on Sunday or paint something together. Don't forget that Chinese New Year is on V-Day this year. Research your Chinese Zodiac sign. Make a compatibility chart for you and your boo or wanna-boo. Your theme song this week is "Light My Fire" by the Doors.

CANCER
Consider Aikido. Buy a treat for your favorite dog. You are down but not out. By that I mean that you are in a funk sometimes but overall you are doing well. Give someone a massage this weekend. Your theme song this week is anything by Shakira or the Supremes. Sam Cooke is good for you this week as well.

LEO
Enjoy your life to the fullest. Count your blessings and count the stars. Maybe you should get physical. Practice moderation in most things. Italian food will be romantic on Valentine's day. Celebrate Year of the Tiger! Your theme song this week is "When Doves Cry" by Prince.

VIRGO
Hello my friends who love to organize compulsively. Keep a food diary. Make an effort to eat only unprocessed food this week. Remember how much you loved faeries? Don't forget that. Don't take it too far, but don't forget it. Faeries are forever. Your theme song this week is the music from the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie. They are in you too!

SCORPIO
Raw oysters will put them in the mood this V-Day. If you don't celebrate V-Day watch Foxfire. What was the real reason Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp broke up? No one knows. Love is mysterious. Don't try to figure it out. Don't fear your own shadow. Try an apple a day and miso soup. Your them song this week is "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong.

SAGITTARIUS
Love your body. You have nothing to be ashamed of. No one has a perfect body and everyone does, ya feel me? Read parts of THE STORY OF O to your honey boo this weekend. Few people can resist your charm. Play them like a violin. Slow and hard. Get in touch with your cousin. Your theme song this week is "Underneath It All" by No Doubt.

Weekend Tarot February 5 - 7

CAPRICORN
card: QUEEN OF PENTACLES
Grace will favor you this weekend. You are successful and giving. Give your closest friend a surprise gift or meal.

AQUARIUS
card: TWO OF WANDS
This card indicates a creative meeting of the minds this weekend. If you have faith in your skills you can achieve financial stability. Keep trying in love and work. Your efforts will be rewarded.

PISCES
card: KNIGHT OF CUPS
This card indicates dreamy ambition. You might meet someone who talks the talk, but can they walk the walk? Remember that 50 Cent song from a few years ago "21 Questions." Don't be afraid to ask questions of someone courting you. If they can't take it, they aren't strong enough for you.

ARIES
card: STRENGTH
Approach conflict with poise and logic. Keep control of your emotions. Be aware of the yin and yang within you. Balance.

TAURUS
card: QUEEN OF SWORDS
This card indicates a witty and protective woman. You will have such a woman by your side this weekend; but remember that you never get anything for free.

GEMINI
card: SIX OF SWORDS
You may have an opportunity to travel. You have a lot of work left to do but you can afford to take a short break and evaluate all you have accomplished so far.

CANCER
card: THE SUN
You have much to be thankful for this weekend. This card indicates joy, innocence, creativity, growth and a safe place.

LEO
card: THE FOOL
An open door offers potential but may involve risk. Look both ways before crossing the street. If a venture is worthy it will withstand your caution. This card also indicates something unexpected.

VIRGO
card: FIVE OF SWORDS
Your current battle brings few spoils as your goals in this matter are unattainable and unworthy. Give up this fruitless fight. Pride comes before the fall - ALWAYS. Sometimes the true brave choice is walking away.

LIBRA
card: PAGE OF CUPS
This card represents a youthful attitude, but it might also indicate low self image. Be supportive and reassure those you love.

SCORPIO
card: THE DEVIL
You have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, we all do. Listen to the angel this weekend. The devil's advice sounds good but in the end will leave you trapped. A relationship or job has become imprisonment instead of liberation. Protect your future. In one big leap you can free yourself.

SAGITTARIUS
card: NINE OF WANDS (reversed)
You may be stressed this weekend. Rest and take care of your health.