Sunday, February 7, 2010

Weekly Fortunes February 8-14

We live in a world where not even the sky is a limit. Don't forget that you have more power than you think. Try making flan or tres leches at home this week. Make a red or pink collage for your sweetie. If you don't have a sweetie make a collage for your ma. If you don't have a mom or a sweetie make a collage for your fridge. Your theme song for the week might just be "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles.

Donate things you haven't used in over a year. Plan an adventure for this weekend. Valentine's Day is whatever you want it to be. You could go out on a date or stay home and make soup. Leeks are healthy and good in soup. You don't need company to have fun. Remember the party is where you are! Your theme song for the week is "Me, Myself and I" by Beyonce.

Turn the other cheek. Forgive but don't forget. If you don't have a pet go to an animal rescue group to find one. Companion rabbits make great pets and plenty need homes. Fish are also great pets for pisces. So are mermaids. Give yourself a valentine mix cd. Order Thai food and find your independence while he's gone and then give em a kiss. Your theme song this week is "Sweet Jane" by the Velvet Underground.

Have you quieted the voices in your head yet? They say that nicotine reduces the hallucinations of schizophrenics. I'm not saying you should start smoking but if you are still hearing voices you might as well try something. Avoid any type of hallucogen this week, including 3-D imax. Your theme song for the week is "Valentine" by the Get Up Kids.

Do you notice that inner glow some people have? Well you have it too. Yes you. Move your body this week. Smile at strangers. Read a biography of some one you admire. Get yourself some new draws for Valentine's day. You don't need to limit your fantasies to one gender. Think of Angelina if you want to. Or Brad. Or both. Your theme song this week is "Moon River" from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Eat more greens this week. Consider a seaweed moisturizer. Go to an art gallery with your sweetie on Sunday or paint something together. Don't forget that Chinese New Year is on V-Day this year. Research your Chinese Zodiac sign. Make a compatibility chart for you and your boo or wanna-boo. Your theme song this week is "Light My Fire" by the Doors.

Consider Aikido. Buy a treat for your favorite dog. You are down but not out. By that I mean that you are in a funk sometimes but overall you are doing well. Give someone a massage this weekend. Your theme song this week is anything by Shakira or the Supremes. Sam Cooke is good for you this week as well.

Enjoy your life to the fullest. Count your blessings and count the stars. Maybe you should get physical. Practice moderation in most things. Italian food will be romantic on Valentine's day. Celebrate Year of the Tiger! Your theme song this week is "When Doves Cry" by Prince.

Hello my friends who love to organize compulsively. Keep a food diary. Make an effort to eat only unprocessed food this week. Remember how much you loved faeries? Don't forget that. Don't take it too far, but don't forget it. Faeries are forever. Your theme song this week is the music from the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie. They are in you too!

Raw oysters will put them in the mood this V-Day. If you don't celebrate V-Day watch Foxfire. What was the real reason Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp broke up? No one knows. Love is mysterious. Don't try to figure it out. Don't fear your own shadow. Try an apple a day and miso soup. Your them song this week is "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong.

Love your body. You have nothing to be ashamed of. No one has a perfect body and everyone does, ya feel me? Read parts of THE STORY OF O to your honey boo this weekend. Few people can resist your charm. Play them like a violin. Slow and hard. Get in touch with your cousin. Your theme song this week is "Underneath It All" by No Doubt.