Weekly Fortunes

CAPRICORN
Your deepest desires that you whisper under the light of the full moon can come true. Just be careful what you wish for!
Remember to pray for the unadopted dogs at the pound who are on death row. Donate time or money to a local animal shelter. Take time for the wildflowers.

AQUARIUS
Remember that booklist you made? Have you read any of the books yet? You underestimate someone. You might realize it too late.

PISCES
Understand the power of the moon. Harness all energy into something productive. Remember those nights on her roof under the moon making the midnight dinner? It was long ago but it can still inspire you.

ARIES
Underneath it all you long to do the right thing. Don't forget not to take silly egos too seriously. Laugh in the face of foolish pride. Daffodils for the table can brighten any meal.

TAURUS
Recharge. Don't be so sensitive. Be strong. Be there for them. Remember when you needed them? They were there for you.

GEMINI
Don't keep your distance. Don't play silly games. Do treat yourself like royalty. Do treat your loved ones like royalty too.

CANCER
Uncover that treasure within you. Full moons make great light to unearth your hidden or suppressed desires by. Watch out sunshine, here comes a heart of gold!

LEO
You have so much good to share with the world. You are very loved. Do the little things that please you this week. Make your home a haven from work. An orchid makes any space more lovely.

VIRGO
You only live once so you might as well live it up. By that I mean love harder. Be kinder. Be truly compassionate. Don't waste money on overpriced status symbols that you could donate to those in need.

LIBRA
Don't give in to the dark side of the moon. A full moon is all about light. Find your inner light and follow it to the bright side. It is hard to go forward while looking in your rearview mirror. Head straight ahead into the future. Let the stars lead the way.

SCORPIO
Full moons are supposedly when werewolves take wolf form. I don't know about that, but I do know that the connection to the moon is something all creatures share. Let the full moon connect you to all living things. Take a moment or too to imagine yourself a deer in the forest, a rabbit in the bramble or a kitten dumped by the side of the road. Be a witness for the plight of all the creatures of the earth.

SAGITTARIUS
Tis the season of rebirth! You have been through the darkest season to find the softest morning light of Spring. Spring clean your body and soul and relationships. Spring is the blank canvas of the year. Make your first strokes of the brush in the right direction.

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
6 OF WANDS
You will triumph over obstacles. Wonderful news is on the way, possibly in the form of a lucrative offer of work.

AQUARIUS
2 OF PENTACLES
Harmony in business. You will have to juggle the demands on your time and money. Your partnership will provide refuge.

PISCES
KING OF WANDS
Friendly and not domineering, you are handling others with strength and compassion. You can create close ties this way.

ARIES
6 OF SWORDS
Order and problem solving, There is still work to be done, but you can use this weekend to recharge your batteries and sense the potential the future holds.

TAURUS
PAGE OF WANDS
Urgent issues require urgent attention. Make sure offers you get this weekend aren't too good to be true.

GEMINI
8 OF SWORDS
You may have bad fortune but you must not give in to futility. Organize your thoughts and ask for help. Release yourself from the trap of panic.

CANCER
THE DEVIL
We all struggle between our baser and higher impulses. Polarity exists within us all. You find yourself involved in a commitment that enslaves you. Make a leap of faith and you will be free.

LEO
FIVE OF WANDS
You are doing too much. Take a break. Let go of some of the weight you carry.

VIRGO
THE EMPRESS
This card signifies abundance and luxury. This card also indicates a healthy partnership.

LIBRA
9 OF CUPS
Dear Libra, could it be that you have a new and exciting friend in your life? You can have intellectually stimulating conversations with someone new if you put yourself out there. You are special and have a lot of good to offer a new love interest or friend. This card reveals good health and security, even a dream come true of the love you've always wanted.

SCORPIO
THE STAR
Twinkle twinkle little star! This weekend you have a lot to look forward to: vigor, new life, happiness, imagination. The star brings creativity and rebirth. A new start with positivity. Don't let others pin the past on you forever or pigeonhold you. Move forward into the shining future. You have the ability to wish on this star for your deepest dream and you now have the energy to make it come true.

SAGITTARIUS
KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Consistent right actions will yield an ultimately positive result. Harness all energy for the positive.

Weekly Fortunes 3/22 - 3/27

CAPRICORN
Still dream of horses running from you? Or are they coming to you now? Don't worry as long as you keep up the efforts and don't rest on your laurels your ship will come in and it will be better than you think.

AQUARIUS
Is your lifestyle wrong? Do you justify it to yourself with this or that? If your lifestyle is nourishing and good, bravo! If not, you need to change.

PISCES
Keep on editing everything: your wardrobe, your words, your living space, your friends.

ARIES
Get those old family recipes and learn them before they vanish from the earth. Catch some sunshine sweetpea.

TAURUS
Considering all of the strong personalities pulling you this way and that, you are doing a good job standing your ground.

GEMINI
Don't give in to pressure to buy crap you don't need. You'll be happier with less stuff in your life.

CANCER
Intuition and instinct exist to protect us. Listen to your gut.

LEO
Honesty is key. Get into it and it will get into you. Your every move is a work of art.

VIRGO
You don't always need to have a bunch of people around. Deep forays into the imagination happen when you are alone.

LIBRA
You must admit your problems before you can heal. Healing comes from within. You have the power to heal yourself.

SCORPIO
Respect yourself. You are not dirt. Don't let anyone walk on you. If someone tries, don't stoop to their level with some idiotic notion of revenge. Just walk away. Waste no energy on them.

SAGITTARIUS
You are hotter than you know. Don't be afraid to display a bit of bravado.

Happy Spring Equinox (a good time for a good wish)

Art by Henry Darger.

Weekend Tarot

This photo is of a page in artist Lynda Barry's NAKED LADIES NAKED LADIES NAKED LADIES coloring book.


CAPRICORN
2 of WANDS
You can have success if you have faith in your own skills. If at first you don't succeed try try again.

AQUARIUS
QUEEN of PENTACLES
You have a lust for life and you use your blessings wisely. Benevolence is key.

PISCES
PAGE of SWORDS
Good tidings and good advice. You are nobody's fool and a shrewd judge of character. Muster your wits and stay ahead of the game.

ARIES
SEVEN of WANDS
This card indicates that in spite of MAJOR obstacles there is a chance you'll get what you wIf ant. Just make sure that it is what you need.

TAURUS
FOUR OF WANDS
If you believe in your skills you can reap the rewards. You will put down roots and enjoy loved ones.

GEMINI
THE WORLD
A positive result - a life landmark. Let the new adventure begin.

CANCER
PAGE OF WANDS
Many matters require attention. Pay attention to details. You may recognize the Page in your life as someone who is inventive yet easily bored.

LEO
THE TOWER
Le Maison Dieu - destiny. The tower represents a collapse of an idea or lifestyle or dream. Recover stronger than you were before.

VIRGO
THREE OF CUPS
Love blossoms! Take time to enjoy this!

LIBRA
EIGHT OF WANDS
Good news, travel and opportunities. Your talents come to fruition. Further your ambitions.

SCORPIO
KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Remember that old fable of the tortoise and the hare? Slow and steady wins the race. Do the work and don't cut corners to speed things up. You can do this!

SAGITTARIUS
KING OF PENTACLES
Realism will earn you trust. You will be content with them.

Stargazer by Paloma Faith

Weekly Fortunes (we are the lucky ones this week)

CAPRICORN
Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin Capricorn... you aren't lost and confusion doesn't last forever. You are approaching a rest stop called CLARITY. Enjoy it. While you are there throw negativity in the garbage and invite gratitude to hit the open road with you. It is gratitude that will cool your shins and warm your toes this week.

AQUARIUS
You can't get them if you don't understand them and you'll never understand them as long as you trick yourself into thinking you do. Smug isn't a good look for anyone my dear not even you. Free your mind and the truth will follow.

PISCES
Do you find yourself missing winter before it even leaves you? Do you find yourself wishing for Spring even when you already have it? Appreciate everything and remember "ashes to ashes" so you might as well make that leap of faith.

ARIES
What is your true achilles heel? It probably isn't what others think it is. How can you turn your tragic flaw around? Make it into something positive. Indulge your imagination.

TAURUS
Find your inspiration this week in simple amazing things: lemonade, ponytails, chandeliers. Take to the streets. There is a story around every corner.

GEMINI
You know better than to try and shove your heart shaped box into a little square hole, don't you? The right fit is out there and when you find it there won't be any shoving involved.

CANCER
Research ancestors you never knew but are part of you this week. If you are adopted consider learning more about your biology. If you aren't adopted I'm sure there is a grandparent or aunt or uncle or great-great someone you could learn about. All those ancestral angels are rooting for you. It is amazing how much we can miss someone we never knew. And don't forget that you can learn a lot by questioning your living family members too.

LEO
Revisit your New Year's resolutions. You are really sweet to them and they love you for it!

VIRGO
Remember that movie about Marla Olstead the child artist who rose in fame and then fell and then rose up again? If she can rise up above the haters at four years old you certainly can do it now!

LIBRA
Purge yourself of evil thoughts. Pray for your enemies. Pray for yourself. Pray for the animals in cages at the pound, days away from euthanasia, pray for the ones with that look in their eyes, the ones who know. Didn't God hold your hand back then? Don't spit on his creations. Remember to make a wish at 11:11 each night.

SCORPIO
You can learn a lot from Frank Sinatra this week. Stand up for yourself but not to the point of stooping to their level. Do it your way and shine on!

SAGITTARIUS
No one would call you mousy, but sometimes you feel like a mouse in a tiger's body and sometimes you feel like a tiger in a mouse's body. Sometimes you even feel like you. Cover your body in flowers - if only in your dreams.

Weekend Tarot

I'm doing the weekend tarot early this week. I usually do it on Friday but I'm not sure I'll have time this Friday. Happy Birthday Jack Kerouac! Jack's birthday is March 12th. He is a fellow Pisces and I have always considered him a kindred soul. Maybe this spring we should each consider rereading our favorite Kerouac books. Here are three of my favorite Kerouac quotes:
“I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life.”
“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”
“Maybe that's what life is...a wink of the eye and winking stars.”

CAPRICORN
FOUR OF WANDS
Achievements will be yours. You will put down roots and enjoy the company of family and friends.

AQUARIUS
THE HERMIT
Take time for private reflection this weekend.

PISCES
FOUR OF PENTACLES
You will reach financial security after a time of insecurity. Be grateful for all you have achieved so far. You will also have better health.

ARIES
ACE OF CUPS
Femininity. Pregnancy (literal or metaphorical). Falling in love. Creativity blooming.

TAURUS
THE DEVIL
Enslaved to a situation? Change your perspective. Take a leap of faith and set yourself free.

GEMINI
TEN OF SWORDS
The end of an era. Change is inevitable. Closure. A door closes and another opens.

CANCER
TWO OF PENTACLES
Harmony. Positive business activity. Positive love partnerships but possibly chaotic.

LEO
NINE OF PENTACLES
Your finances are good and free time is your reward. You feel at peace with yourself and others.

VIRGO
THE HIEROPHANT
Learn from the masters. The truth will set you free. Take comfort: the universe has your back!

LIBRA
TEN OF WANDS
You are doing to much and it is burdening you to the point of collapse. Let something go.

SCORPIO
KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Steady and focused you will attain your goals.

SAGITTARIUS
THREE OF CUPS
A partnership blooms and love grows. Healing and renewal. Celebrate!

Weekly Astrology (tough questions week, tough love)

CAPRICORN
If you don't have your own ideas what good are you? Of course you have your own ideas, now the trick is to have faith in your ideas.

AQUARIUS
If you aren't willing to compromise for the one you love what good are you? You say you want someone to love you but you have to be willing to give real love to get real love.

PISCES
If you don't give back to the world what good are you? Do what you can to help on a global scale and don't forget to do what you can to help the one standing right beside you.

ARIES
If you can't stop being jealous of others what good are you? Look in the mirror and count your blessings. You are beautiful and lucky to be you.

TAURUS
If you can't trust then then why do you keep confiding in them? Learn this week how to keep your own counsel.

GEMINI
If you can't see the beauty in imperfection what do you see the beauty in? Perfection doesn't exist in you or anyone else and that IS perfect!

CANCER
If you can't stop lying to them then how do you start to tell the truth? Remember those lies never make things easier in the long run.

LEO
If you don't feel strong enough then what good are you? Do what it takes to get stronger.

VIRGO
If you don't have compassion for others what good are you? Having compassion isn't the same as pity either. Compassion involves respect.

LIBRA
If you can't take responsibility for your actions what good are you? No one can make you do something. If you have done wrong you can only blame yourself. If a bum asks you for money and you give him your last dollar that is on you not him. Stop playing the victim. Move toward goodness.

SCORPIO
If you don't know what you want from them how can they give it to you? Take the time to get in touch with your true desires..

SAGITTARIUS
If you can't be respectful of those who are different for you what good are you? Just because your way is the right way for you doesn't mean other people's ways are wrong for them. Keep your ego in check.

Weekend Tarot

CAPRICORN
card: KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
Stay true and steadfast and steady progress will be yours.

AQUARIUS
card: FIVE OF WANDS
This weekend will present you with a test. Problems don't solve themselves all the time. Use logic and plan ahead.

PISCES
card: KNIGHT OF WANDS
This card indicates real progress in business and art. Fast moving deals and long awaited decisions are in your favor.

ARIES
card: KING OF WANDS
Emotional maturity wins true friends. As for false friends? Forget them. Treat all people with compassion.

TAURUS
card: STRENGTH
This problem requires a gentle approach. Soften your heart. Negotiate rather than attacking.
Get in touch with the masculine and feminine elements within.

GEMINI
card: TWO OF WANDS
A creative meeting of the minds. Your good ideas will come to fruition. Keep trying.

CANCER
card: THE WORLD
Success! Remember this happy day. As a page ends a new page begins.

LEO
card: THE HERMIT
Withdraw for the crowd. Spend the weekend in introspection. Privacy and discretion are key.

VIRGO
card: QUEEN OF WANDS
Creativity and balance are key. Nurture yourself and others.

LIBRA
card: JUSTICE
Resolution. Balance. Fairness. Things will resolve themselves to your advantage provided that you have been fair to others. Karma.

SCORPIO
card: TEN OF WANDS
Too much is going on. You are doing too much and taking on too much. Release something or someone that is too much.

SAGITTARIUS
card: ACE OF WANDS
Artistic inspiration. Fertile ideas will bloom beautifully.

March Monthly Horoscopes! (It's about time!)

CAPRICORN
This month consider planting seeds that you will see the fruits of this summer. Remember that you reap what you sow. If you sow seeds with bad intentions that might be hurtful to any one else you will end up hurting yourself. It is the simple law of karma. I have faith though Capricorn that you will plant the seeds with right intentions that will bloom into beautiful fruits.

AQUARIUS
Have you ever considered getting hair extensions? Have you ever considered wearing red shoes? Have you ever considered getting a Marilyn piercing? This month you should alter your style slightly toward things you have always wanted to try but have not dared to. I dare you!

PISCES
Reach out to those in need but remember you have to meet your own needs first before you can help any one else. This month, your birthday month, the stars are aligned in your favor. Don't let this cosmic opportunity pass you by. Things you attempt this month have a strong chance of success.

ARIES
Why do groups of friends always indulge in backstabbing? Is it human nature? Can it be helped? This month be careful not to contribute to gossip. Lead the way to the high road in your group of friends. This month, if you can't say something nice about someone really don't say a word about them.

TAURUS
You need to find a worthwhile way to spend your free time. Declutter your mind this month. Free your mind from imaginary competition and jealousy with others. March should be a month of renewal for you Taurus.

GEMINI
When you close your eyes what is the first thing you see? Make that your focus this month. If you see something that worries you, resolve to do what it takes this month to change it or move on from it. If when you close your eyes you see something that brings you joy and comfort, go toward that and give thanks for it on a daily basis.

CANCER
Donate. Volunteer. Recycle. Renew. Do your Spring cleaning this month. Spring clean your body, house, relationships and mind.

LEO
Why do you think Shakespeare is so timeless? I think it is because his subjects are the vital stuff: love and death. He never wastes our time with petty stuff os with mocking others. Follow Shakespeare's lead this month. Forget the petty stuff and focus on the big issues this month. Get your love right. Get your life right. Forget the rest.

VIRGO
Catch up with your relatives this month. Make family the focus this month. Resolve conflicts without alienating yourself or anyone else.

LIBRA
Have you been keeping up with your New Year's resolutions? Refresh your resolutions this month. Remember that the people who care about you want you to be happy and do the right thing. Of course you should do the right thing for yourself but at those dark moments when you aren't enough do the right thing because you owe it to the people who raised you to be good and remember how loved and lucky you are.

SCORPIO
Don't give in to pressure this month. Sometimes people try to get you to sell out because they sold out and sell outs love company. Be strong.

SAGITTARIUS
Be independent but remember that compromising with your partner doesn't mean that you are giving up independence. Oddly enough ometimes independence involves someone you love. Get in touch with your earthy side this month. Spend as much time in the fresh air as possible. Can you feel Spring coming?